Finally, the research question no one was brave enough to ask but everyone secretly wondered about. The green elements like calcium and magnesium? Probably taste like mineral supplements. The red ones like mercury? That's how you end up with your tongue glowing in the dark and your lab supervisor filling out incident reports. And those purple radioactive elements at the bottom? That's not a flavor profile, that's a death wish. Graduate students, please stop using your tongues as analytical instruments. We have mass spectrometers for a reason.
Mapping The Lickability Of The Periodic Table

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