I Am A Superior Being

When you've been struggling with full many-body quantum calculations for weeks and suddenly remember Kohn-Sham equations exist! The heavenly glow is 100% accurate - these equations are basically the guardian angels of quantum chemistry. They transform an impossible many-body problem into a set of single-particle equations that mere mortals can actually solve. It's like trading in your bicycle for a jetpack when you're late to a conference. Computational chemists worship at this altar for good reason!

The chemical personality test nobody asked for but every lab rat secretly wants! This is basically astrology for people who've inhaled too many fumes. If you're the Phosphoric Acid of your friend group (works hard, plays hard), you're probably overcompensating for your insecurity. Meanwhile, Water is the unsung hero getting zero respect despite literally making life possible—the scientific equivalent of "nice guys finish last." And if you identify with Bromine Pentafluoride, please seek therapy immediately. The real question is: which grad student created this instead of finishing their dissertation? At least they've accurately captured how we all view Dichloromethane in California—with the same enthusiasm as a surprise audit from the safety inspector.

Engineering students know the pain! Spent $1,000 on a "TV stand" that's actually just a stack of overpriced textbooks that cost more than the TV itself. The facial expression says it all - that moment when you realize your education costs more per pound than premium electronics. Those chemistry and engineering books aren't just holding up a screen; they're holding down your bank account too.

The botanical battle of the century! This meme perfectly captures plant resilience through soil chemistry. Dandelions are nature's rebels—thriving in alkaline concrete cracks with pH levels of 8-10 where most plants surrender. Meanwhile, roses demand slightly acidic soil (pH 6-6.5) and throw a dramatic fit when conditions aren't perfect. Next time you see a dandelion pushing through pavement, give it the respect it deserves—that little yellow fighter is basically the Chuck Norris of the plant world.

When you realize "MOF Organic Framework" literally translates to "Metal-Organic Framework Organic Framework" and your inner chemistry pedant has a meltdown. It's like saying PIN number or ATM machine, but for people who spend way too much time with coordination polymers and porous materials. Chemists everywhere are silently screaming at this redundancy while non-chemists wonder why we're having an existential crisis over some colorful balls and blue pyramids. Just another day in the world of chemical nomenclature where we'd rather die on this hill than admit our acronyms might be getting out of hand.

The dz² orbital just HAD to be the weird one! While other orbitals mind their business with normal shapes, this one's out here looking like Squidward after a terrible accident with a donut machine. Chemistry students everywhere suffer collective trauma trying to visualize this bizarre quantum mushroom cloud while professors casually say "just remember the exceptions" as if our brains aren't already leaking electron probability densities. The worst part? This oddball orbital is just the tip of the quantum iceberg in the horror show called inorganic chemistry exceptions!