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The ultimate scientific flex! This Venn diagram perfectly captures the academic food chain where physicists reign supreme. According to this diagram, physicists can mock engineers, get paid well, AND be better than chemists—the STEM field trifecta! Meanwhile, mathematicians are stuck just mocking engineers, engineers can't win Nobel Prizes, and chemists... well, they're apparently everyone's punching bag. The center suggests that the ultimate achievement in science is being better than chemists. Whoever made this was definitely a physicist with an axe to grind and a superiority complex the size of a supermassive black hole. The interdepartmental shade is strong with this one!

This meme is a chemist's version of that infamous couch scene! In coordination chemistry, copper(II) ions typically form complexes with six water molecules - creating a hexaaquacopper(II) complex. Each H₂O is a monodentate ligand (meaning it forms just ONE bond to the central metal ion). The joke? Five H₂O molecules surround our Cu²⁺ ion while the "sixth H₂O is holding the camera" - a hilarious nod to the octahedral geometry of this complex! Chemistry students everywhere are simultaneously groaning and sending this to their study groups right now!

Ever wonder what would happen if your lab reagents decided to moonlight in the candy industry? Sigma-Aldrich, the company that supplies practically every chemical a scientist could dream of, is being spoofed with "chocolates" in a laboratory bottle. The "100% Edible" label is particularly hilarious because nothing in a real lab bottle should ever go anywhere near your mouth! That catalog number (CHC63686F636-100) looks suspiciously like something that would dissolve your insides faster than your undergrad's hopes of graduating with honors. Every scientist is having flashbacks to that safety training video where someone drinks from an unmarked container and promptly becomes a cautionary tale.

The Cinderella we never knew was secretly a chemist! While Prince Charming begs her to stay at the ball, she's got more pressing matters—an exothermic reaction waiting to be quenched back at the lab. For chemistry nerds, "quenching" is actually the process of stopping a chemical reaction by rapidly cooling it or adding a neutralizing agent. Without proper quenching, some reactions can become dangerously unstable or produce unwanted byproducts. Clearly, Cinderella's scientific priorities trump royal romance. Her glass slippers were probably just lab safety violations waiting to happen anyway!

The scientific escalation here is brilliant! Starting with casual "OK," then just "K" (the lazy text response), before transforming into full chemistry nerd mode with "Potassium" (K on the periodic table). But it doesn't stop there! The fourth panel shows "0k" - zero Kelvin, the theoretical absolute zero temperature, followed by its precise value in Celsius (-273.15°C). It's the perfect representation of how conversations evolve from normal human interaction to increasingly pretentious scientific precision. The scientific equivalent of showing up to a casual dinner in a full tuxedo and monocle!

Oh, the CHEMICAL COMEDY of it all! On the left, we've got Californium (Cf) - a real element discovered in 1950 at UC Berkeley (naturally). On the right? "Californium Dioxide" shown as the silhouette of California... because it's California + O₂ = BLACK! Get it?! It's a SUBLIME state of matter joke! 🧪 Californium is actually one of those bizarre radioactive elements that would probably kill you before you could make a decent pun about it. And while "Californium Dioxide" doesn't exist in chemistry textbooks, it certainly exists in the periodic table of HUMOR! My test tubes are bubbling with delight!