The ultimate scientific blind date disaster! Coal and diamond—two carbon allotropes—having the most awkward dinner ever. Coal complains "you look older than your profile picture" because carbon dating literally measures age through radioactive decay. Meanwhile, diamond responds "I've been under a lot of pressure" because THAT'S LITERALLY HOW DIAMONDS ARE FORMED! Billions of years of intense geological pressure turning humble carbon into sparkly bling! It's the chemistry pickup line that actually works! 💎🖤
Even Carbon Is In Relationship
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