Abolish Organic Chemistry - A Petition

The mathematical monarchy is real! Here we see Math sitting on its throne like some divine ruler while all other sciences bow before it. Physics, Chemistry, Biology - they're all just kneeling peasants in Math's kingdom. Let's be honest, Math doesn't even need to get its hands dirty with actual experiments. It just creates abstract rules, and somehow the universe obeys them? Talk about privilege! Meanwhile, other disciplines are out there collecting field samples and cleaning test tubes. The funniest part? Math majors will use this meme as proof of superiority while still being unable to explain what they actually do to their relatives at Thanksgiving dinner.

That moment of pure existential dread when you realize your lab partner has been titrating into the abyss for 45 minutes! Without phenolphthalein indicator, they're basically playing "guess the endpoint" with a clear solution. The color change from colorless to pink is literally the entire point of the exercise! Your partner might as well be trying to determine when water becomes wetter. Chemistry lab disasters are born from such tiny oversights—future Nobel Prize winners reduced to watching someone pour one clear liquid into another clear liquid for almost an hour. The silent internal screaming is practically audible.

When chemists have fever dreams! The meme shows the infamous "meme man" and a blue whale combined into a fictional chemical structure called "1-Propoxy-1-Phenyl-Bluewhalethane" - which is pure chemistry nonsense but brilliantly hilarious. It's playing on how organic chemists name compounds with increasingly ridiculous substituents. In reality, you can't just slap a whole whale onto a carbon backbone and call it a day, but wouldn't that make synthesis labs way more entertaining? Imagine your PI asking you to synthesize this compound for next week's group meeting!

Justice for phosphate! The unsung hero of your skeleton is feeling neglected. While calcium gets all the bone fame, phosphate ions are literally hanging out in hydroxyapatite crystals doing 50% of the structural work! That molecular diagram shows PO 4 3- looking absolutely devastated that nobody acknowledges its crucial role in bone mineralization. Without phosphate, your bones would be as structurally sound as wet calcium noodles. Next time you take a calcium supplement, pour one out for its forgotten mineral partner.

Finally, someone standing up for the introverts of the periodic table! Noble gases spent billions of years perfecting their full electron shells just to have some chemist in a lab coat come along with extreme conditions and force them into relationships. Xenon is out there like "I was PERFECTLY HAPPY being unreactive, thank you very much." Next thing you know, helium will need therapy because someone made it form a compound. Justice for elements that just want to be left alone!

Someone finally derived the thermodynamics of gender! This brilliant parody of a phase diagram shows what happens when you apply physics principles to identity. The "girltwinked" supercooled state is basically gender staying in metastable equilibrium until—BAM!—one compliment triggers crystallization into full girl mode. I particularly love the "supercritical genderfluid" region where conventional labels break down completely. The "just hot" critical point is both scientifically accurate AND accurate in other ways, if you know what I mean. This is the kind of interdisciplinary research that deserves immediate funding.