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Abolish Organic Chemistry - A Petition

Abolish Organic Chemistry - A Petition
The thousand-yard stare of these lab scientists says it all! Every pre-med and chemistry student's fever dream come true - a petition to banish organic chemistry to the shadow realm! Those endless carbon chains, impossible mechanisms, and nightmare synthesis problems have clearly broken these poor souls. Their expressions scream "we've drawn one too many cyclohexane chair conformations" and "if I have to name another IUPAC compound I might actually combust." The red petition background is basically the color of every student's exam paper after grading. Where's that sign button? Asking for approximately every undergraduate ever!

The Ultimate Chemical Weapon

The Ultimate Chemical Weapon
The ultimate parental threat just got upgraded to college level! Nothing strikes fear into the heart of a science student quite like being handed an organic chemistry textbook. With its endless reaction mechanisms, stereochemistry nightmares, and chair conformations that make your brain do somersaults, organic chem has reduced more pre-med dreams to ashes than any other subject. The kid was just having a regular cry, but now they're about to experience existential tears. That's not a textbook—it's a psychological weapon!

The Epic Alliance Against Pre-Med Supremacy

The Epic Alliance Against Pre-Med Supremacy
The eternal alliance between chemistry and biology majors, united by their shared disdain for pre-med students! Nothing brings scientific disciplines together quite like the mutual eye-rolling at that one student who mentions their "future medical career" fifteen times during a single lab session. Chemistry majors with their molecular models and biology majors with their dissection kits, arm-in-arm against the tide of stethoscope-wielding MCAT preppers. It's the scientific equivalent of cats and dogs living together—pure chaos, but somehow it works when there's a common nemesis!

Weed-Out Classes: Where Dreams Meet Reaction Mechanisms

Weed-Out Classes: Where Dreams Meet Reaction Mechanisms
Nothing crushes pre-med dreams quite like organic chemistry. Those innocent freshmen walk in with stethoscopes practically hanging around their necks, then BOOM—reaction mechanisms and stereochemistry hit them like a truck. Professors don't even pretend to hide their sadistic pleasure watching 80% of the class realize they might need to consider a psychology major instead. It's academic natural selection at its finest. The beautiful thing? Orgo doesn't care about your 4.0 GPA, your volunteer hours, or how many relatives are counting on you becoming the family's first doctor. It just silently waits with its benzene rings and elimination reactions, ready to collect souls and dreams with equal efficiency.