Got To Go Fast: The Nomenclature Divide

The eternal battle between scientific rigor and creative chaos! Organic chemists sweat bullets following IUPAC's 87-character naming conventions while biochemists casually name critical proteins after video game characters. Nothing says "I've spent 12 years in academia" like discovering a fundamental protein and naming it "Sonic Hedgehog" because it looks spiky. Even better? The medical community had to rename it to "SHH signaling molecule" because doctors couldn't keep straight faces telling parents their child had a "Sonic Hedgehog mutation." The protein naming Wild West is real—we've got Pikachurin, Dorsal, and even BATMAN (seriously, look it up). Science: where we split atoms and also name proteins after our childhood heroes.