POV: All Planets Rotate Clockwise

Behold the glorious IQ bell curve of solar perception! The average minds (center peak) are CONVINCED the sun is green—which is technically correct if you're talking about peak wavelength! Meanwhile, the less scientifically inclined folks (left) simply see yellow because, well, that's what their eyes tell them. But the TRUE galaxy brains (right) understand the sun primarily emits in infrared, which we can't even see! It's the cosmic joke of perception—we're all looking at the same star but seeing it completely differently depending on which part of the electromagnetic spectrum we're considering! *adjusts lab goggles frantically*

Imagine Aristotle rage-tweeting from the afterlife! Poor guy is having an existential meltdown because modern scientists are questioning something he "settled" 2300 years ago. He's like that friend who insists they discovered a band first, except with COSMOLOGY! 🤣 The universe doesn't actually have a center because it's expanding in all directions like a cosmic soufflé - every point is moving away from every other point. Aristotle's geocentric model was neat and tidy, but turns out the universe is more like my lab after an experiment gone wrong - chaotic, expanding, and impossible to find the starting point!

The cosmic drama unfolds! NASA's Juno spacecraft mission is a brilliant astronomical pun hiding in plain sight. In Roman mythology, Jupiter (Zeus in Greek) was notoriously unfaithful, and his many lovers became the names of Jupiter's moons. Meanwhile, Juno (Hera) was his long-suffering wife. So NASA essentially sent Jupiter's wife to spy on him and his 79+ moons/affairs! The spacecraft has been orbiting Jupiter since 2016, collecting data on the gas giant's composition, gravity field, and magnetic field. Clearly, someone at NASA's mission-naming department deserves a raise for this mythological relationship counseling session happening 365 million miles from Earth.

Humanity's cosmic report card: "Shows potential but lacks basic interplanetary etiquette." The hypothetical Galactic Federation is basically that parent who won't let you go to the cool party until you clean your room, except our "room" is an entire planet with climate chaos, nuclear weapons, and reality TV. Advanced civilizations are probably watching us like we're a reality show called "Keeping Up With The Earthlings" and thinking, "Yeah, let's wait until they stop trying to blow themselves up before we introduce faster-than-light travel."

The cosmic bureaucracy strikes again! Poor Ganymede—larger than Mercury by 400km but stuck with "moon" status while Mercury struts around with its "planet" badge. It's like the solar system's version of corporate titles. Jupiter's like that boss who keeps talented employees labeled as "associates" while the CEO's nephew gets "executive" in his title despite being smaller and less qualified. The universe doesn't care about your diameter when determining your astronomical classification—it's all about who you orbit! Next up: Pluto files a formal grievance with HR.

The ultimate travel review that nobody asked for! This meme shows Earth getting an "S-tier" ranking in a list that's suspiciously empty of other planets. Talk about a biased reviewer! 😂 It's the cosmic equivalent of rating restaurants when you've only ever eaten at one place. "5 stars for Earth - great atmosphere, decent water supply, and the only planet where my species evolved to survive!" The empty slots for other planets are sending me! Like we're all just waiting for that Mars vacation to finally post our review. "B-tier: Dusty. No oxygen. Robot roommates kept beeping at me."