How Many Moons You Got

The solar system's most awkward family dinner! This meme perfectly captures the massive disparity in our planetary moon collections. Saturn's flaunting its 83+ moons and Jupiter's showing off 95+ like they're collecting Pokémon cards, while Mars is sitting there with its measly Phobos and Deimos (literally named "fear" and "dread" - compensating much?). Meanwhile, Earth is the middle child with our singular Moon that we didn't even bother naming beyond "Moon." And poor Mercury and Venus are the moonless wonders of our solar system, probably wondering what they did wrong in planetary formation to deserve such lunar loneliness. The gas giants basically hoarded all the moons during solar system formation thanks to their massive gravitational pull, leaving the inner rocky planets to stare at them with cosmic jealousy.