Cursed Black Hole Breakfast

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Cursed Black Hole Breakfast

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The physics humor is strong with this one! This meme brilliantly parodies how black holes consume everything in their path—including light itself—by showing someone aggressively slurping up an egg yolk. The "Hawking radiation" panel is the chef's kiss of astrophysics jokes. While black holes devour anything that crosses their event horizon, Stephen Hawking theorized they actually emit tiny amounts of radiation due to quantum effects near their boundaries. So technically, black holes aren't just cosmic vacuum cleaners; they're also very subtle cosmic leakers. The egg yolk perfectly represents matter getting absolutely demolished by gravitational forces that not even light can escape from. Cosmic destruction has never looked so... breakfast-y.

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