Cosmic Grief Support Group

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Getting emotional about cosmic timescales is peak astronomy nerd behavior! The meme captures that bizarre feeling when you're suddenly hit with existential dread over events that will happen long after humanity is gone. Like, why am I tearing up about stars dying in 100 trillion years? I won't even be around when my milk expires next week! Yet here I am, mourning celestial bodies that have lifespans billions of times longer than our entire species. The universe's inevitable heat death shouldn't make me sad, but somehow it does. It's that special kind of science melancholy that makes you want to hug a telescope.

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