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The sweet relief of knowing ChatGPT can diagnose your suspicious rash but the crushing existential dread when it fails to solve a basic Hamiltonian. Graduate physics problems remain the ultimate Turing test—separating real physicists from silicon pretenders. Ten years in quantum mechanics just to watch an AI nail medical diagnoses but choke on a simple Lagrangian. Nature's way of keeping us employed, I suppose.

Content Today at 4:04 PM Who the h#ll is Kepler and why should his laws apply to me???!? Today at 4:15 PM Ellipses Today at 4:17 PM Who will join me in rebellion against the unfair rule of Kepler and Newton? Today at 4:17 PM Would you say that newtons laws are holding you down?

From "humans with computers" to "computers with humans" to "computers don't need you anymore, puny mathematician!" The Four Color Theorem took humans decades to prove with computers in 1976. Now AI is saying "hold my digital beer" and threatening to solve the Riemann Hypothesis while we're still figuring out how to make our coffee machines work in the morning! Soon mathematicians will just push a button and go back to doodling fractals while the machines do all the heavy lifting. Progress? Maybe. Existential crisis for number theorists? DEFINITELY.

The irony is just *chef's kiss*! ChatGPT politely explaining why Hinton and Hopfield (neural network pioneers) can't win the Physics Nobel while completely missing that it's literally correcting a fake image IT generated! The AI is fact-checking itself without realizing it created the "facts" in the first place. Talk about digital inception - the AI version of arguing with your own reflection in the mirror! Even funnier considering Geoffrey Hinton is actually known as the "Godfather of AI" who later warned about AI risks. The machine is questioning its own creation while demonstrating exactly why we should be careful with AI-generated content!

Oh boy, the medical apocalypse is upon us! Future doctors using ChatGPT to stumble through med school is like trying to perform surgery with a butter knife—technically possible but terribly messy! The implication that our only defense against AI-educated physicians is to become so healthy we never need them is both hilarious and mildly terrifying. It's the healthcare equivalent of "the zombies are coming, better start running!" Remember when we worried about doctors' handwriting being the biggest threat to patient safety? Those were simpler times, my fellow lab rats!

The existential crisis of AI developers is truly a magnificent specimen of irony. They're simultaneously building the technology everyone claims to hate while questioning their own life choices. It's like constructing a doomsday device while reading its instruction manual that warns against building doomsday devices. The coffee cups on the table probably contain 90% tears and 10% caffeine at this point.