Nothing tests the theory of relativity quite like sitting through mandatory ethics training while daydreaming about that defense contractor paycheck. Einstein forgot to mention that time dilates exponentially when PowerPoint slides contain the words "compliance" and "integrity." Meanwhile, your moral compass is spinning like a broken gyroscope as you contemplate whether selling your soul is worth the premium healthcare plan and matching 401k. The academic-industrial complex in its natural habitat, folks!
When 2 Hours Feel Like 10
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