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The chemistry department's version of helicopter parenting! That stick figure professor with the Breaking Bad aesthetic is checking in while students drown in a sea of molecular structures, reaction mechanisms, and a brutal 27/100 organic chemistry score. The blunt "No." response perfectly captures that moment when you realize your benzene rings look more like sad face emojis. Chemistry students worldwide just collectively felt that existential dread of staring at exam questions that might as well be written in hieroglyphics. The real Nobel Prize should go to anyone who survives organic chemistry with their sanity intact!

The problem says "Find GF" and the anime character wonders how to get a girlfriend. Meanwhile, any mathematician would simply calculate the position of point G relative to point F using the given distances. Turns out finding a GF in geometry is significantly more straightforward than finding one in real life. The variable x remains constant in both equations, but unfortunately, solving for human connection requires more complex variables than a linear equation.

When your professor says "these equations are essentially the same" but the exam requires you to know both versions. The Van der Waals equation vs. its "cooler" molecular form with Boltzmann constant is like meeting your friend before and after they discovered sunglasses and lowercase letters. Both describe non-ideal gas behavior, but one will absolutely wreck your exam if you mix them up. Physical chemistry professors get a strange pleasure watching students panic over notation differences.

The eternal academic identity crisis, visualized! Pure physicists look perpetually disappointed that reality doesn't match their equations. Engineers appear to be having an existential crisis about whether their bridge will collapse. The real comedy gold is in the crossovers. A physicist forced to build something practical looks suspiciously happy—probably because they finally get to ignore quantum effects and assume spherical cows. Meanwhile, the engineer wearing a Flash shirt is clearly compensating for the fact that no amount of applied science will let them break the speed of light. The four horsemen of the STEM apocalypse, where everyone secretly wishes they were in a different field while publicly claiming theirs is superior. Classic academic tribalism at its finest!

Mathematical fame is basically just being forgotten slightly slower than everyone else! While Hollywood celebs get paparazzi and fan clubs, mathematicians get... their name in a dusty textbook that some poor undergraduate will curse while struggling through proofs at 3 AM. The π symbol in the corner is the cherry on top of this mathematical misery sundae. Fame in mathematics is when your theorem becomes someone else's homework problem for the next 500 years. Talk about a legacy that only other math nerds will appreciate!

The eternal curse of physics majors - that tiny brown slice representing "the math is hard" is nothing compared to the massive green portion: "You'll never enjoy action movies again as you'll always notice the wrong physics." Once you understand momentum conservation, every explosion scene becomes a crime against Newton's laws. "Why isn't that car moving in the opposite direction of the explosion? Where did all that angular momentum come from? That's not how pendulums work!" Your friends will stop inviting you to movie night when you start calculating whether Spider-Man's web could actually support his weight during that swing.