Even in death, the h-index never dies! The ultimate academic flex is having your research immortalized via QR code on your tombstone. Forget "beloved father" or "cherished friend" - this scientist wants visitors to know their impact factor transcended mortality. The publish-or-perish mentality taken to its logical conclusion where your citations follow you to the afterlife. Future archaeologists will uncover our graveyards and conclude we worshipped at the altar of peer review. That's not decomposition you're experiencing underground - it's just your Google Scholar profile still getting downloads!
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