Field-Specific Humor: When Disciplines Roast Themselves

This is the ultimate nerd joke compilation where each field gets absolutely roasted by its own terminology! The philosophy joke questions its own existence (classic overthinking), while civil engineering is "under construction" (literally their job). Economics isn't "in demand" (supply-demand curves, anyone?), statistics isn't "significant" (p-value < 0.05 or it didn't happen), geography can't find itself (spatial disorientation at its finest), and programming has an "error in the code" (debug your life choices). Meanwhile, chemistry spontaneously combusted because some compounds are just that unstable. It's basically every academic discipline making fun of itself using insider terminology that makes scientists snort coffee through their noses during department meetings.