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Engineers panicking about AI stealing their jobs while the AI is just trying to understand electrical engineering fundamentals is peak irony. The diagram shows complex power factor calculations with phase angles and reactive/real power - stuff that mediocre engineers themselves probably struggle with. Meanwhile, ChatGPT is still figuring out if it should apologize for not being able to make you a sandwich. Your job security isn't threatened by artificial intelligence; it's threatened by your artificial competence.

Computer teachers living in a binary world where 1+1 doesn't equal 2, but equals 10! This is peak programmer humor showcasing how decimal and binary number systems clash. In binary, 1+1 really does equal 10 (which is decimal 2) because there's no "2" digit in binary—you carry the 1 to the next column. Regular math teachers would have an existential crisis seeing this, but CS folks are nodding smugly right now.

Look at this scientific projection of our dystopian future! According to sci-fi, we're currently living in the Soylent Green era (2022) where people are literally food. Missed that memo? Don't worry—we've still got Children of Men's fertility crisis and 12 Monkeys' pandemic coming up in the next 5 years! The hilarious part is how these movies consistently underestimated technological progress while overestimating societal collapse. We don't have flying cars, but we do have smartphones that would make Star Trek communicators look like stone tablets. Meanwhile, Blade Runner predicted hyper-realistic androids by 2019, but we're still yelling at Alexa to turn off the lights properly.

The modern scientific method meets job hunting! This candidate just unlocked the hidden achievement of tech recruitment by proudly listing "googling" as a skill on their CV. And the twist? They're getting an interview! Because let's be honest—efficient search algorithm utilization is the unspoken superpower behind every successful researcher, developer, and engineer. The ability to quickly find solutions rather than reinventing every wheel is practically the foundation of modern innovation. This person's radical honesty might just be the most self-aware move in scientific hiring history.

The eternal struggle between engineers and PCB designers in one beautiful bell curve. In the middle, we have the reasonable engineer desperately pleading for 6 layers to make a functional printed circuit board. Meanwhile, at both extremes of the IQ distribution, we find the geniuses (or idiots?) confidently claiming they can do it in just 2 layers. This is electrical engineering's version of the Dunning-Kruger effect – where the truly incompetent and the legitimate savants arrive at the same conclusion through wildly different paths. One will create a rat's nest of copper traces that violates every design rule in existence; the other will produce an elegant masterpiece of minimalist engineering that somehow works flawlessly. The true pain comes when the project manager sides with the 2-layer crowd because "it's cheaper" and then wonders why the board keeps failing EMC testing...

The scientific community's reaction spectrum is hilariously predictable. Basic science? "Ooh, magic!" Nuclear energy? "Run for your lives!" But AI? That's where we transcend from scientists to existential poets trapped in digital purgatory. The progression from mild excitement to nuclear panic to full-blown existential crisis perfectly captures how we've collectively lost our minds about technology. Notice how we skip the rational middle ground entirely—it's either "cool trick" or "we're all doomed." Classic scientist behavior: either underwhelmed or convinced the apocalypse is imminent. No in-between.