The Skill Of Skills

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The Skill Of Skills

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The modern scientific method meets job hunting! This candidate just unlocked the hidden achievement of tech recruitment by proudly listing "googling" as a skill on their CV. And the twist? They're getting an interview! Because let's be honest—efficient search algorithm utilization is the unspoken superpower behind every successful researcher, developer, and engineer. The ability to quickly find solutions rather than reinventing every wheel is practically the foundation of modern innovation. This person's radical honesty might just be the most self-aware move in scientific hiring history.

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