The Original Genetic Engineer

Someone just discovered Einstein wasn't a hypothetical concept but an actual human being with a birth certificate! It's like finding out gravity isn't just Newton's wild imagination but something that actually keeps us from floating into space! Next revelation: E=mc² wasn't just a cool bumper sticker design! The beautiful collision of wordplay where "theoretical physicist" gets mistaken for "a physicist who only exists in theory" is pure genius. Science education has failed spectacularly and hilariously in the most relativistic way possible!

The scientific publishing world in one brutal cartoon! Researchers stuck in this bizarre cycle where they do ALL the work (writing, reviewing) while paying publishers at every turn. It's like paying someone to let you build their house, then paying them again to look at the house you built! The academic world's most expensive abusive relationship. Next time someone asks why scientists are always begging for grant money, just show them this masterpiece of academic reality!

Hunting down Franklin in the fiery depths because he got electricity completely backwards ! The dude decided electrons flow from positive to negative (conventional current), when they actually zoom the other way. Now generations of physics students suffer through circuit diagrams with arrows pointing in the wrong direction! The ultimate scientific bamboozle that still haunts our textbooks centuries later. Imagine being so brilliant yet leaving behind an electrical legacy that makes engineers twitch uncontrollably.

The 19th century chemistry smackdown we never knew we needed! Berzelius, the OG vitalist, basically claimed "only living things can make organic compounds, it's magic!" Then Friedrich Wöhler strolls in like SpongeBob with his lab goggles and synthesizes urea from inorganic ammonium cyanate in 1828. Just casually DESTROYING the entire vitalism theory while probably sipping tea. It's like watching someone insist "humans can't fly" right before the Wright brothers take off. Science history's greatest "hold my beaker" moment!

The fastest way to make a chemist say "no" is to ask them literally anything after they tell you their profession. We've mastered the art of preemptive rejection before you even finish your sentence about fixing your pool pH, making meth, or explaining why your shampoo burns your eyes. That blank third panel? That's the chemist internally calculating how many periodic table elements they can recite before you finish your question. The transformation from friendly yellow blob to irritated yellow blob is basically what happens when you go from discussing molecular orbital theory to "Hey, can you help me remove this stain?"

The internal screaming of every math enthusiast! Euler (correctly pronounced "OY-ler") is basically mathematical royalty—the guy has constants, formulas, and theorems named after him in everything from calculus to graph theory. Hearing someone say "YOU-ler" is like nails on a mathematical chalkboard. The perfect reaction? Mr. Burns silently judging while contemplating whether to release the hounds on this pronunciation heresy. Even Euler's identity (e iπ + 1 = 0) isn't as painful as hearing his name butchered!