The Type Of Stuff You Can Only Do When Your Dad Is The Principal Of The World

The structural formula of hope! This meme brilliantly represents 2020 vs 2021 as a carboxylic acid functional group. The negative charge on 2020 perfectly captures how that year was basically an electron-stealing nightmare, while 2021 sits atop as the carbonyl group—still attached but theoretically more stable. Spoiler alert from the future: turns out both years were part of the same chaotic molecule. Just like in resonance structures, the pain was simply delocalized across time. Chemistry doesn't lie, folks—we're all just atoms trying not to lose our electrons in this crazy reaction called life.

The origin story of scientific discovery we don't talk about enough! 😂 Physics was born when an apple bonked someone on the head (thanks, Newton!), while aerodynamics came from someone getting absolutely NAILED by a bird mid-flight. Forget methodical research—major scientific breakthroughs are just nature's way of saying "Hey dummy, pay attention!" Next time you're hoping to revolutionize a field, maybe just sit under various things and wait for inspiration to literally hit you!

The infamous transition from Physics 1 to Physics 2 hits like a truck! One minute you're confidently calculating trajectories with buff Doge energy, all "F=ma" and predictable outcomes. The next you're wimpy Doge surrounded by probability clouds, wondering if Schrödinger's cat is judging your confusion. Classical physics: "Here's a formula, apply it, get exact answer, feel smart." Quantum physics: "Well yes, but actually no. The particle is everywhere and nowhere until you look at it, maybe, depending on its wave function, which collapses unless it doesn't, and everything is simultaneously certain and uncertain." Your brain on quantum mechanics is basically just a superposition of understanding and complete bewilderment. Welcome to Physics 2, where even Einstein threw up his hands and said "God doesn't play dice" (spoiler alert: turns out the universe totally does).

Fermat: "All my numbers are prime!" Euler: "Actually, your F 5 = 4,294,967,297 factors as 641 × 6,700,417." The rest of us: *mind explosion* Euler was out here factoring 10-digit numbers BY HAND in the 1700s while I need a calculator to figure out the tip at restaurants. The man wasn't just a mathematician—he was basically the Chuck Norris of number theory. No computers, no calculators, just pure brain power and probably a quill pen that was equally terrified of him. And we think we're clever for solving Wordle.

Ever had that existential moment when you realize you're basically just a brain piloting a meat mech? This meme takes that cosmic realization to the next level! The nervous system with its googly-eye appearance isn't just controlling your body—it is you. Your muscles, organs, and bones? Just an elaborate organic spacesuit designed to keep your neural command center alive on this spinning rock we call Earth. Next time someone asks "who are you really?" just point to your central nervous system and say "that's me, the rest is just my transportation technology." Talk about the ultimate carpool!

Two chemists walk into a restaurant and order H 2 O (water). But the evil waiter is plotting something sinister! See, in chemistry speak, H 2 O 2 is hydrogen peroxide - which looks deliciously similar but would send our poor chemist straight to the lab in the sky! The waiter's villainous whisper of "so close..." is basically the scientific equivalent of a cartoon villain twirling their mustache. Chemistry: where ordering a drink can be a life-or-death situation! ⚗️💀