Yes Fission Is Hot

The physics joke that never gets old—unlike that resistor. What we have here is a police officer straddling what appears to be a four-band resistor, with "STOP RESISTING" as the punchline. Electrical engineers everywhere just snorted coffee through their noses. The resistor's literal job is to resist electrical current, so telling it to stop is like asking water to stop being wet. Next time your circuit fails, remember: some components are just born to rebel against authority.

Isaac Newton: *invents calculus, revolutionizes optics, discovers gravity, creates laws of motion, develops classical mechanics* Also Newton: *spends entire life without a romantic partner* Turns out having multiple arms like Doctor Strange doesn't help your dating life if you're too busy calculating the universe! Newton was so smart he could derive the trajectory of falling apples but couldn't figure out how to fall in love. His gravitational attraction only worked on objects, not people! 🍎

The eternal struggle of theoretical physics in one perfect wheel spin! Popper is probably rolling in his grave watching physicists gleefully propose theories that can't be tested experimentally. String theory? Multiverse? Just spin the wheel and see what untestable idea becomes the next academic darling! The real experiment is seeing how many papers you can publish before someone asks for evidence.

Behold! Hugh Everett III's quantum multiverse theory applied to your internet humiliation! In some branch of reality, your meme conquered the digital world with thunderous applause, while in our pitiful timeline, it's collecting digital dust faster than Schrödinger's cat collects actual dust! The cosmic irony is that quantum mechanics gives us infinite possibilities, yet somehow we're perpetually trapped in the reality where our jokes fall flatter than a pancake in a neutron star! *adjusts wild hair* The universe is indeed expanding... just not in the direction of your social media popularity!

Desperate times call for desperate measures! When physics equations start swimming before your eyes, students resort to the ultimate backup plan: setting up a Newton shrine complete with sacrificial apples! 🍎 The meme brilliantly plays on Newton's famous apple-inspired gravity revelation while capturing that universal student panic before exams. It's basically saying "Please, Sir Isaac, let some physics knowledge fall on my head too!" Pro tip: The apples won't help you calculate the coefficient of friction, but they might keep you from getting hungry during your all-night study session!

Nothing says "buckle up, kiddo" quite like a physics textbook that starts by telling you the pioneers of the field literally died studying it! 😱 That highlighted passage is basically saying: "Two brilliant scientists who developed this field committed suicide... anyway, YOUR TURN NOW!" No wonder the student's face is pure terror. Statistical mechanics is already intimidating enough with all those equations, but this intro is basically the academic equivalent of a horror movie opening scene. "Perhaps it will be wise to approach the subject cautiously" is textbook-speak for "RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!"