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The ultimate cosmic joke: waiting 10 35 years (that's a 1 with 35 zeros after it) only to discover that protons are the ultimate commitment-phobes of particle physics. While galaxies collapse, stars burn out, and black holes evaporate, this subatomic overachiever just refuses to change. Proton decay remains theoretical, and current experiments suggest their lifespan might exceed 10 36 years—making them practically immortal by universe standards. Next time someone asks about long-term stability, just point to the proton—stubbornly existing while the rest of reality has a complete meltdown.

Physics textbooks: "These are the immutable laws of the universe." Spacetime: *casually breaks rules* "I do what I want." The meme perfectly captures how black holes just completely disregard classical physics. Hawking radiation is basically a black hole's way of saying "You thought nothing could escape me? Watch this!" as it slowly evaporates by emitting particles. It's like the universe's greatest magic trick - stuff disappears into a black hole, then reappears as radiation through quantum weirdness. Physics professors everywhere just sigh and update their PowerPoints.

The ultimate sonic irony! When fighter jets break the sound barrier, they create that epic sonic boom that rattles windows for miles—but the pilots themselves? They're literally outrunning their own sound waves! 🤯 It's like throwing an amazing party but being too fast to attend it yourself. The physics here is mind-bending: once you exceed Mach 1 (about 767 mph), you're moving faster than the pressure waves you create can propagate through air. Everyone behind you gets the thunderous boom, while you zoom forward in blissful ignorance of your acoustic masterpiece! The pilot's dilemma: create the coolest sound in aviation and never get to hear it. Talk about a supersonic FOMO!

The stairway to physics enlightenment is steep, my friends. That poor kid thinks he can skip straight to black holes without trudging through the algebraic trenches first. Reminds me of every freshman who walks into my office wanting to discuss string theory when they can't even solve a basic differential equation. The universe has a cruel sense of humor—making the coolest parts of physics require the most mathematical suffering. Trust me, kid, you'll need those algebra steps when you're trying to calculate whether you'll get spaghettified or just instantly vaporized when crossing the event horizon.

The scientific pickup line that ended all chances of further interaction. Our protagonist attempts to woo their crush with a physics pun that only a density enthusiast could love. "Mass over volume" is indeed the formula for density (ρ = m/V), making "Den City" a painful play on words that probably earned them a swift block. The perfect demonstration of how scientific humor has a critical threshold beyond which romantic potential rapidly approaches zero. Some equations just weren't meant for flirting.

Regular engineers: "Yeah, suspension makes sense." Engineers seeing tensegrity structures: "WHAT BLACK MAGIC IS THIS?!" Tensegrity is that mind-bending structural principle where components float in apparent defiance of physics, held together by a perfect balance of tension and compression. It's like watching a magician's trick except the magician is just... math. The bottom image shows the engineering equivalent of seeing a ghost—that moment when your brain short-circuits because something shouldn't work but absolutely does. First-year physics students think they've got gravity all figured out until this architectural sorcery enters the chat.