The ultimate cosmic joke: waiting 1035 years (that's a 1 with 35 zeros after it) only to discover that protons are the ultimate commitment-phobes of particle physics. While galaxies collapse, stars burn out, and black holes evaporate, this subatomic overachiever just refuses to change. Proton decay remains theoretical, and current experiments suggest their lifespan might exceed 1036 years—making them practically immortal by universe standards. Next time someone asks about long-term stability, just point to the proton—stubbornly existing while the rest of reality has a complete meltdown.
Try 10^36, I Guess!
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