The Standard Model Of Generational Particles

Whoever created this has completely broken physics in the most delightful way possible. Instead of actual elementary particles, we've got quarks labeled as "Boomer," "Millennial," and "Gen Z" with corresponding prices like "$1B" and "$800M." The force carriers? Just "mental illnesses" including "glueon" (with actual glue), "Hugs" (with an emoji!), and my personal favorite—"photo" with a camera icon.

This is what happens when you let Reddit redesign fundamental physics. The Standard Model is challenging enough for my first-year students without turning bosons into "W bozo" and "Γ bozo" or replacing leptons with "negatron neutrino" and "mewtrino." I've spent 30 years teaching this stuff, and now I have to explain why "love" is apparently a fundamental force with a price tag of $1.5M.

Feynman would be rolling in his grave... or perhaps laughing hysterically. Either way, this is what theoretical physics looks like after you've had too much coffee and not enough sleep for 23 consecutive days.