Room Temperature Superconductivity* (*Terms And Conditions Apply)

Newton's sitting there with his fancy gravitational formula while Coulomb's brain literally lights up watching him. Classic case of scientific monkey see, monkey do. Coulomb later went "wait a minute" and adapted that inverse square relationship for electric charges instead of masses. Same mathematical structure, different forces. That's how science works—steal formulas from other scientists and hope nobody notices.

The ghost haunting mathematicians turns out to be... Stokes' Theorem in disguise! The meme brilliantly captures that moment when Fred pulls the mask off to reveal the villain isn't some scary ghost, but actually the Generalized Stokes' Theorem - the mathematical relationship that unifies all those intimidating vector calculus formulas on the whiteboard. Those scary-looking equations at the top? Just different manifestations of the same fundamental principle! The Fundamental Theorem of Calculus, Green's Theorem, Divergence Theorem - they're all just Stokes wearing different masks. No wonder Velma looks shocked - all those hours studying different theorems when they were secretly the same thing all along! Math majors everywhere are feeling personally attacked right now. The ultimate plot twist that makes vector calculus professors cackle with glee while students question their entire existence.

LinkedIn has officially reached the event horizon of corporate pseudointellectualism. Someone just casually violated the conservation of energy by adding "AI" to Einstein's equation like it's a bonus topping at Subway. The MIT physicist's single-word response "What" perfectly encapsulates the collective groan of the scientific community. Next up: F = ma + blockchain, where the blockchain makes objects accelerate through the power of decentralized consensus.

Just your average day at CERN: giant dog playing god with subatomic particles. The Large Hadron Collider has really gone to the dogs. Those tiny Shiba toys are about to experience what billions of taxpayer dollars were spent to achieve - getting smashed together at near light speed while a fuzzy overlord watches. Physics has never been so adorably terrifying.

The glorious intersection of thermodynamics and culinary disaster! This steak is basically Schrödinger's dinner - simultaneously burnt to carbon on the outside while remaining raw inside. Physicists see this and think "perfect demonstration of heat transfer principles and thermal conductivity!" The exterior has reached combustion temperature while the interior remains in a different thermodynamic universe. That red glow? Practically a blackbody radiation experiment you can eat! Well, technically eat. Kirchhoff and Bunsen would indeed need to "cook" - but to develop better understanding of heat distribution, not methamphetamine. Breaking Bad references aside, this is what happens when you apply too much heat too quickly without allowing proper thermal equilibrium. Science: making your dinner both a fire hazard AND a biohazard simultaneously!

The great scientific TV divide! Engineering gets all the explosive drama with MythBusters blowing stuff up and Extreme Engineering building impossible structures. Physics gets the cosmic eye candy with Stephen Hawking explaining black holes while Morgan Freeman's voice guides us through wormholes. And then there's math... stuck with colorful dancing monsters and sentient number blocks teaching basic addition. The intellectual hierarchy of science programming is BRUTAL! Next time you wonder why kids think physics is cooler than algebra, just look at their TV options. Poor mathematicians—all that beautiful complex theory reduced to singing shapes. The universe is unfair, but at least the production values match the explosion potential!