Quantum Existentialism At 2AM

The existential crisis of particle physics in one perfect meme! Your brain at 2AM wondering how scientists can be so confident about subatomic particles they've never actually "seen." Quarks are literally too small and too weird to observe directly - they're confined inside hadrons and can't exist in isolation. Yet physicists talk about them like they're old friends ("Hey there, charm quark, looking strange today!"). The "cos they're smart" answer is hilariously accurate though. Behind every confident statement about quarks is a mountain of indirect evidence, mathematical models, and particle accelerator data that would make your head explode faster than a proton in the LHC. Next time a physicist tells you about quarks, just nod and smile. They've earned that smug look after staring at collision data for decades.