Plenty Of Other Fish In The Dirac Sea

Dating advice meets quantum field theory. The Dirac Sea isn't just a theoretical vacuum filled with negative energy states—it's apparently where disgruntled physicists go fishing for new career opportunities. Left arm's still clinging to their beloved equations while the right arm's frantically searching academic job boards at 3 AM. The real quantum superposition is maintaining enthusiasm for a field that simultaneously fascinates and crushes your soul.

For the uninitiated: the Dirac Sea is a theoretical model where all negative energy states are filled with electrons. Much like how all positive attitudes are apparently drained from physicists after their third rejected grant application.