Not Even Fictional Muscles Can Beat Spaghettification

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Not Even Fictional Muscles Can Beat Spaghettification

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The ultimate showdown between comic book physics and actual astrophysics! Spaghettification (yes, that's the technical term) occurs when an object approaches a black hole's event horizon and experiences such extreme tidal forces that it gets stretched into a long, thin, noodle-like shape. Even Omni-Man's Viltrumite physiology wouldn't save him from the fundamental laws of physics - no matter how many planets he's punched through. The gravitational gradient near a supermassive black hole would stretch him vertically while compressing him horizontally until he resembles cosmic pasta. Sorry Nolan, your dad strength is impressive, but Einstein's equations don't care about your backstory!

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