Microwave Nihilism: When Cold Spots Meet The Heat Death Of The Universe

From microwave physics to existential crisis in 0.3 seconds flat! The uneven heating in microwaves happens because of standing wave patterns that create hot and cold spots (that's why turntables exist). But honestly, who among us hasn't bitten into that ice-cold center of a hot pocket and thought "yep, this tracks with the fundamental chaos of existence"? The jump from minor kitchen inconvenience to contemplating the heat death of the universe is peak grad student energy. Just eating the cold middle because putting in effort seems futile against the cosmic background of increasing disorder... thermodynamics has never been so relatable and depressing at the same time!