Me After Learning Some Basic Chemistry After Doing Physics For Too Long

Oh boy, if only they knew what was coming! Right before quantum mechanics and relativity turned physics upside down, some physicists thought they had nearly solved everything. Then Einstein and friends showed up and were like "hold my theoretical beer" and BOOM – dark matter, quantum entanglement, and a universe that gets weirder by the discovery! It's like claiming you've finished a puzzle when someone dumps out another box with 10,000 more pieces. The universe is still laughing at our adorable confidence!

They're wearing resistors as earrings! Talk about showing off your electrical engineering devotion! These folks aren't just fans—they're conducting a whole new fashion current! 🔌⚡ While most people accessorize with gold and silver, these circuit enthusiasts are saying "I'd rather measure my style in ohms than carats!" The ultimate way to signal you've got a potentially shocking personality! Next level: capacitor necklaces that store compliments for later use!

Newton's spinning in his grave fast enough to power all of India every time a hero punches a villain so hard they fly across three districts. South Indian cinema exists in its own universe where gravity takes a coffee break, inertia goes on vacation, and conservation of momentum says "nope, not today!" Heroes casually toss villains through eighteen concrete walls while their perfectly styled hair doesn't move an inch. The knife-wielding goose speaks the truth - physics wasn't invited to this party!

Forget Tupperware lids - quantum physics has the ultimate storage problem. These "Schrödinger Plates" exist in a superposition of both intact and shattered states until someone dares to observe them by opening the cabinet. The perfect excuse for every graduate student who breaks lab equipment: "It was in a quantum superposition until you looked at it!" Next time your roommate asks about the missing dishes, just mutter something about wave function collapse and walk away dramatically.

The periodic table's most dangerous family reunion! This meme brilliantly captures transuranic elements as three-headed dragon meme format, where Neptunium and Plutonium are portrayed as serious, menacing threats (they're used in nuclear weapons, after all), while Americium is the derpy cousin who's just happy to be included with its tongue out. Despite being radioactive too, Americium is commonly found in household smoke detectors—literally the goofball of deadly elements that we invite into our homes. Nuclear physics has never been this adorably terrifying!

The hard problem of consciousness remains the ultimate flex on physicists. We've split atoms, detected gravitational waves, and photographed black holes, but ask us to explain why you experience the color blue and suddenly we're all "well, technically, quantum superposition suggests..." Just admit it—your subjective experience is the universe's way of keeping our egos in check. The mind-body problem: where physics goes to get humbled since 1641.