EUREKA! Physics pillow talk at its finest! 🧪
While she's worried about relationship competition, he's having an existential crisis about fundamental forces! In physics, gravity isn't technically a "force" but a curvature in spacetime according to Einstein's relativity. Meanwhile, the weak nuclear force (responsible for radioactive decay) is actually WAY stronger than gravity at subatomic scales—gravity is the weakest of the four fundamental interactions by a factor of 1025!
The naming is bonkers! It's like calling a blue whale a "tiny fish" while calling a goldfish the "enormous aquatic beast." No wonder this guy can't sleep—physics nomenclature is the real relationship killer!