Grade 11 Physics Do Be Like That

Nothing says "electrical engineer with a death wish" quite like tempting fate with puns. The wordplay here is *electrifying* - claiming you'd be "shocked" if a circuit isn't locked out is basically daring electricity to prove you wrong. Safety protocols exist for a reason, but apparently so do opportunities for terrible workplace humor. The instant regret face says it all - some jokes just aren't worth the potential 10,000 volts of feedback.

The mathematical aristocracy has spoken! First panel shows regular derivative notation (f'(x)) - the bare minimum effort. Second panel upgrades to the fancy Leibniz notation (df/dx) - putting on a tie for the math party. But the third panel? Integration with the monocle? That's pure mathematical nobility. It's like watching calculus climb the social ladder from "I woke up like this" to "I own three vacation properties." Physicists in classical mechanics love their integrals - why solve with derivatives when you can unnecessarily complicate everything with an integral and look sophisticated doing it?

Newton judging us from the 1600s with that epic wig and disapproving stare is peak historical shade. The man who invented calculus while in quarantine during a plague would absolutely roast our screen time habits. Funny thing is, Newton never said this - he was too busy discovering gravity after getting bonked by an apple to predict Instagram. And differential equations? He'd probably be solving them between TikTok scrolls just like the rest of us. Next time you're doom-scrolling, just remember Newton's actual third law: For every action of opening social media, there's an equal and opposite reaction of mathematical guilt.

The duality of time travel fantasies! While regular folks might use a time machine for family reunions, physicists immediately think: "Let's grab Aristotle and blow his mind with modern physics!" Classic physicist behavior—skipping the emotional stuff and going straight for the scientific flex. "Before we test this revolutionary device that breaks fundamental laws of reality... wanna see Aristotle's face when I explain quantum mechanics?" The true scientific method: build time machine, ignore paradoxes, find ancient philosopher, drop physics knowledge bombs. Priorities!

A beautiful linguistic ambush here. The word "staged" has two meanings - conspiracy theorists think the moon landing was faked on a movie set, while aerospace engineers know rockets literally use "stages" that separate during launch. The Saturn V had three main stages, each discarded after fuel depletion, allowing the vehicle to shed mass and increase efficiency. So yes, technically, the moon landing was staged. Just not in the way your uncle who watches too many YouTube videos thinks it was.

Once you understand the second law of thermodynamics, you're cursed with the knowledge that everything—yes, everything —tends toward disorder. That smug dog knows what's up. While his human's girlfriend spins fairy tales about their "perfect" relationship, he's sitting there like a furry physicist, silently judging with the cold, hard truth: entropy always increases in a closed system. Relationships included. The universe is basically saying "nice try, but I've got chaos planned for everyone." Engineers don't get the luxury of delusion—we just calculate the inevitable decay rate.