Fancy Acronyms Make The Physicist

Look at this Olympic shooter proving physics can be WILD! In objects with weird shapes or uneven density distribution, the center of mass can indeed exist in empty space outside the physical object. Picture a boomerang or donut—their centers of mass float in mid-air! This shooter's perfect balance demonstrates this principle in action. Next time someone tells you something's physically impossible, just wink and whisper "non-convex objects" like the mad genius you are!

The eternal science flex hierarchy captured in six perfect panels! Engineers might get the gold medals, but biologists are out here living their best chaotic life. While physicists and chemists celebrate their 80% and humble 60% scores, biologists are shotgunning champagne at 101% because who needs rules when you've memorized the entire taxonomic kingdom?! The ultimate academic flex isn't perfection—it's passing while maintaining your wild-child energy. Biologists don't just study life; they embody it with middle fingers raised to conventional achievement metrics. Why settle for a perfect GPA when you can party with your test tube and still somehow dominate the podium?

The ultimate physics dad joke just crashed into our dimension! This meme plays with the mind-bending concept of tachyons—hypothetical particles that travel faster than light and thus, theoretically, move backward in time. So when a tachyon walks into a bar and orders "One Beer Please," it's actually leaving the bar! The punchline arrives before the setup because the particle experiences time in reverse. The bartender probably handed the tachyon its beer before it even asked! Next time you're time-traveling, remember your drink order might arrive before you do. Talk about efficient service!

Behind every Nobel Prize in physics is just a big dog staring at tiny particles. Billions in funding for CERN and the LHC, and what do we get? Two physicists pointing at dog-shaped objects saying "Look! Particles!" Next time your grant proposal gets rejected, remember that the Higgs boson was probably discovered by someone's golden retriever playing with subatomic toys. The real breakthrough technology in quantum physics? Apparently kibble and a good nose.

Lord Kelvin in 1900: "Physics is basically complete, nothing new to discover." Quantum mechanics: *exists in Schrödinger's box, both discovered and undiscovered simultaneously* This is like declaring the library complete right before someone finds the restricted section. Classic physicist hubris - declaring the universe solved right before it gets weird. Turns out the cat was just the beginning of our problems.

Ah yes, the Standard Model of Particle Physics, but with a touch of Reddit humor. Someone decided quarks needed personalities, not just strange quantum properties. Now we've got "dominant" and "submissive" quarks with emoji faces to match. This is what happens when physicists spend too much time on the internet between collider runs. The "positron't" is particularly inspired - when your antiparticle is having an existential crisis. Next week in Physical Review Letters: "The Role of Particle Dominance Hierarchies in Quantum Chromodynamics: A Theoretical Framework."