Zero sum Memes

Ever notice how physicists can take something incredibly dramatic and reduce it to zero with a straight face? This little square dude is explaining the magic of sine waves and averages like it's no big deal. "Yes, we had extreme highs and catastrophic lows, but mathematically speaking... nothing happened!" That's basically how I explain my weekend to my boss on Monday mornings. The ultimate scientific gaslighting technique - proving that something is technically nothing. Next time your experiment explodes, just calculate the average and claim perfect equilibrium!