The eternal engineering student dilemma! When universities announced hybrid options post-pandemic, it created the ultimate Sophie's choice for engineering students: actual human interaction or the sweet, sweet freedom of using WolframAlpha during exams without suspicious proctors watching your every move. For those who spent four years calculating integrals by hand while WolframAlpha could do it in 0.3 seconds, this is the mathematical equivalent of "do I want friends or do I want an A+?" The pandemic taught us many things, but perhaps the most valuable lesson was that pants are optional and computational engines are forever.