Wizard physics Memes

Forget magic wands! Hogwarts physics students are busy calculating the gravitational potential of a perfectly spherical relative! That equation floating there? It's the gravitational potential formula where we're treating Aunt Marge as an idealized sphere—because nothing says "simplify your calculations" like pretending your inflated family member follows perfect geometric principles! Physics professors everywhere are cackling in their labs right now. Next lesson: calculating the terminal velocity of an angry witch after too much pudding!