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The Infinite Wish Paradox

The Infinite Wish Paradox
Even magical beings have their limits! The poor genie's face says it all when you ask for the impossible. Pi is an irrational number that continues FOREVER with no pattern - it's like asking someone to find the end of a circle! Mathematicians have calculated pi to trillions of digits and they're still going. It's the mathematical equivalent of telling someone to count all the grains of sand on every beach... while blindfolded... during a hurricane. The genie would rather grant you immortality than tackle this mathematical nightmare!

What Might Happen? More Like What Definitely Would Happen

What Might Happen? More Like What Definitely Would Happen
That's not a wish, that's a recipe for universal annihilation. Adding an extra electron to every atom would catastrophically destabilize electron shells, trigger spontaneous nuclear reactions, and basically turn the entire universe into one giant unstable mess. The genie's expression is perfectly justified - he's mentally calculating how quickly the laws of physics would collapse before he could even snap his fingers to grant it. Congratulations on finding the most efficient way to end existence without technically asking for it directly. Chemistry departments should put this on their "forbidden wishes" list.

The Mathematical Monkey's Paw

The Mathematical Monkey's Paw
The genie just pulled the ultimate mathematical prank! When the person wishes to be 6 feet tall, the genie says "It is done" and then reveals he adjusted the unit length to 0.87 of its original value. Pure mathematical trickery! The wish was technically granted, but by shrinking the definition of a foot itself rather than making the person taller. It's like when your physics professor says "assume a spherical cow" - technically correct but practically useless. The genie found the loophole in the dimensional analysis!