Werewolf Memes

Hollywood would have you believe a single mutation turns you into a bloodthirsty werewolf with anger management issues. Meanwhile, actual genetic mutations gave us Golden Retrievers—basically wolves that evolved to perfect the art of being everyone's best friend. Reality check: most mutations just tweak protein production or give you weird thumbs, not supernatural powers. The scientific disappointment is immeasurable. Next you'll tell me radioactive spiders don't grant wall-climbing abilities!