Wallet Memes

Behold! The most brilliant anti-theft system ever devised by a mathematical mastermind! This person isn't just returning a wallet—they're filtering out wallet-claiming imposters using the ancient art of addition! 🧮 The genius here is that only the TRUE owner would know their birthday format to solve this cryptographic puzzle. Add your birthday digits to that phone number and PRESTO—you've proven your identity through MATH! It's like two-factor authentication but with paper and desperation! Meanwhile, the wallet thief is frantically trying to remember if DDMMYYYY means day-day-month-month or donut-donut-muffin-muffin. The police station deadline adds that perfect touch of dramatic tension!