Vision Memes

Humans: "We can see the entire rainbow! Aren't we special?" Mantis shrimp: *sees ultraviolet, infrared, and colors we can't even imagine* "Cute. You're basically colorblind toddlers." The human visible spectrum is pathetically limited to wavelengths between 380-700 nanometers, while some animals can perceive ultraviolet light below 380nm and infrared above 700nm. Mantis shrimp, nature's overachievers, have 16 photoreceptor types compared to our measly 3. They're literally seeing a world we can't comprehend—like trying to explain TikTok to your grandparents, but with physics.

Science textbooks: "The human eye is a marvel of evolution with 576 megapixels of resolution!" Meanwhile, my actual eyes turn every streetlight into a JJ Abrams lens flare after 8pm. The hilarious irony is that while we're busy bragging about our superior optical hardware, most of us can't find our phone that's literally in our hand. Evolution gave us incredible visual processing but forgot to include the "find my keys" feature. Nature's little practical joke on humanity.