Vindication Memes

The scientific equivalent of a revenge diss track! Every researcher fantasizes about including that special section where you formally document the lab rivals who said your hypothesis was "too ambitious," the reviewers who rejected your grant proposal with "lacks feasibility," and that one professor who laughed at your conference presentation. Instead of "thanks to my supportive colleagues," imagine: "NO thanks to Dr. Smith who claimed this experiment would 'violate the laws of thermodynamics.'" Publication is the ultimate vindication—nothing says "I told you so" like peer-reviewed evidence with your name as first author.