Vandalism Memes

Someone scrawled the fundamental theorem of calculus on a wall. That's how you know you're in a university neighborhood. Most people tag walls with their names, but mathematicians leave integrals as their signature. The derivative of an integral equals the original function—nature's way of saying "I just undid what you did, so why bother?" Classic math vandalism. Next time you're caught, just tell campus security you're promoting mathematical literacy.

The mathematical community is in shambles! Someone vandalized the Wikipedia page for the Chinese Remainder Theorem with a fictional tariff policy dated in the future. What makes this extra hilarious is how it perfectly mimics the format of a legitimate Wikipedia article—complete with a blue hyperlink and citation marker [2]. The Chinese Remainder Theorem is actually a fundamental concept in number theory that's been around since the 3rd century CE—not something you can slap a 40% tariff on! Next thing you know, they'll be taxing the Pythagorean Theorem for being Greek during budget cuts.