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The Derivative Of Ghosting Equals Pain
Math Science
1 month ago 5.7K views 0 shares
The Derivative Of Ghosting Equals Pain
The mathematical tragedy of modern romance! Girl texts her crush about learning derivatives (calculus' way of measuring rates of change), even showing off with a perfect example of finding the derivative of y = π³. But all she gets is a lazy "Ok, Cool" followed by radio silence. The crushing realization that her math flex didn't impress him hits harder than a differential equation final exam. Nothing says "unrequited love" quite like calculating the slope of a curve while he calculates how long to ghost you. Mathematics: solving complex problems since forever... except the problem of getting someone to text back.

I Broke The Law (Of Motion)
Physics Science Scientists
1 month ago 5.1K views 0 shares
I Broke The Law (Of Motion)
When your crush defies the fundamental laws of physics! This meme brilliantly combines heartbreak with Newton's Third Law of Motion, which states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. The lovesick physicist applies great force (of love) but receives zero reaction force in return - a clear violation that would make Newton's apple fall sideways. Even Thanos, the ultimate force in the universe, recognizes this romantic paradox as truly "Impossible." The laws of physics might be universal, but apparently, they take a coffee break when it comes to unrequited love!

When Your Derivative Game Is Strong But Your Dating Game Is Weak
Math
2 months ago 5.6K views 0 shares
When Your Derivative Game Is Strong But Your Dating Game Is Weak
Dating in the calculus world is brutal! She's excitedly texting him "I just learned Derivative" and gets a lukewarm "Ok, Cool" in response. Undeterred, she shows off her skills by calculating the derivative of y = 2³ correctly as y' = 3·2². But after an hour of silence, reality sinks in - he's probably "busy" (aka not that into her mathematical prowess). Classic case of unrequited math love - she's differentiating her heart out while he's just differentiating between swipe left and right.