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The Science Guy Versus The Science PhD
Academia Chemistry Scientists Engineering
4 days ago 4.5K views 0 shares
The Science Guy Versus The Science PhD
The academic credentials arms race we never saw coming. While Bill Nye has been explaining volcanoes with baking soda for decades, Dolph Lundgren was quietly collecting chemistry degrees like they were movie villain roles. Turns out the guy who played Ivan Drago could theoretically synthesize the performance-enhancing substances his character used. The irony is exquisite - one man built a career on being "The Science Guy" with a single mechanical engineering degree, while the other punched Apollo Creed to death and then casually earned multiple advanced chemistry degrees across three continents. Just another reminder that in science, as in boxing, it's unwise to judge based on appearances.

Bro Did Math For Porn
Physics Engineering Climate Science
1 month ago 5.3K views 0 shares
Bro Did Math For Porn
When your thermodynamics professor said "real-world applications," this probably wasn't what they meant. Someone actually calculated the carbon footprint of a 15-minute shower encounter with frightening precision. From water consumption to energy expenditure to CO₂ emissions—proof that engineers can turn literally anything into a homework problem. Climate scientists take note: we've identified a previously undocumented source of greenhouse gases. Next time someone asks "was it hot?" they can respond with "approximately 5.25 kWh worth."

Kinematics Problem From Hell
Physics Science
1 month ago 5.4K views 0 shares
Kinematics Problem From Hell
The classic bait-and-switch physics problem takes a dark turn! What starts as a typical kinematics calculation (complete with masses and velocities) suddenly reveals itself as a confession. The punchline isn't about conservation of momentum or calculating the final velocity—it's about the driver losing their license after a hit-and-run. Physics teachers everywhere are simultaneously horrified and secretly impressed by this subversion of academic expectations. The cold, calculated setup makes the macabre twist even more effective than any equation could.

Mathematical Trauma: When Dogs Attack With Number Theory
Math
1 month ago 5.9K views 0 shares
Mathematical Trauma: When Dogs Attack With Number Theory
The psychological damage inflicted by a dog spouting random divisibility facts is immeasurable. That poor human just wanted to pet the cute doggo, but instead got math-slapped with "100,000,001 is divisible by 17." The true horror? It actually is! (5,882,353 × 17 = 100,000,001). Nothing ruins your day quite like an unsolicited number theory attack from a seemingly innocent canine. Mathematical trauma is real, people.

It Does Feel Weird, Right?
Math Science
2 months ago 7.0K views 0 shares
It Does Feel Weird, Right?
That unsettling moment when a number that looks so complex actually has a clean divisibility property. Mathematicians know the feeling—100,000,001 ÷ 17 = 5,882,353, with zero remainder! It's like finding out your chaotic-looking data actually follows a perfect pattern. The brain expects resistance but gets mathematical harmony instead. Your inner mathematician is simultaneously pleased and suspicious.

When Math Breaks All The Rules
Math Science
2 months ago 7.2K views 0 shares
When Math Breaks All The Rules
Ever had that moment when math breaks your brain? 85÷17=5. That's it. No decimals. No remainders. Just a clean, whole number that feels like finding a perfectly symmetrical potato in nature—it shouldn't exist but somehow does! The mathematical universe is having a laugh at our expense. Those "ugly" fractions with weird denominators like 17 are supposed to give us messy answers that drag on forever, not wrap up neatly with a bow! It's like expecting your cat to ignore a cardboard box—theoretically possible but deeply unsettling when it happens. My calculator and I are having an existential crisis right now! 🧮🤯