Undergraduate Memes

The hierarchy of vector notations is the silent war that haunts physics and math students everywhere! That S-tier arrow-topped 'v' is mathematical royalty—professors who use it are basically showing off. Meanwhile, the bold 'V' in A-tier screams "I'm important but not pretentious." The B and C tiers with their subtle underlines and overlines are for those professors who can't decide if vectors deserve special treatment. And that poor D-tier naked 'v'? That's what happens when your professor stopped caring three semesters ago. The real trauma comes when your textbook and professor use different notations in the same course. Nothing says "good luck on the exam" like five different ways to write the same darn vector!

When your physics textbook dedicates three times more space to math than actual physics, you know you're in for a wild ride. That table of contents is basically saying "Welcome to Physics: where we pretend it's about physical phenomena but it's actually just calculus wearing a lab coat." The classic bait-and-switch that's broken the spirit of countless undergrads since time immemorial.

The existential crisis hits HARD! First-year physics students walk into their first "real" physics class expecting exotic particles and black holes, only to discover that the entire universe is just a collection of springs going *boing boing*! 🤣 That equation? It's the potential energy of a harmonic oscillator - basically the mathematical way of saying "everything's just wiggly jiggly springy thingies!" From quantum fields to planetary orbits, physicists model EVERYTHING as harmonic oscillators because they're mathematically tractable. The cosmic betrayal when students realize their four years of study will be dominated by this equation is simply *chef's kiss*. Welcome to physics, kids! Where your dreams of understanding the cosmos turn into calculating how fast a mass on a spring bounces up and down... FOR ETERNITY!