Underage Memes

Just your standard underage drinking solution: manipulate advanced mathematical theorems to bypass legal restrictions. The Banach-Tarski paradox suggests you can decompose a 3D object and reassemble it into two identical copies—clearly the most practical approach to getting served at bars. The real genius is in step 3, where you exploit the arithmetic of infinite copies to reach the legal drinking age sum. Theoretical mathematicians have been using this technique for years, though their success rate remains mysteriously at 0%. The bartender's face says it all: another topology PhD trying to apply their dissertation to happy hour.