Turkey Memes

The math checks out, but the kitchen doesn't! This culinary physicist is suggesting that instead of roasting your turkey for 4 hours at a measly 350°F, you could just blast it for 1 second at 5,040,000°F and call it a day. Batman's skeptical face is all of us thermodynamics nerds wondering if energy transfer really works that way. Fun fact: That temperature is nearly as hot as the core of the sun (27 million°F). So technically you'd vaporize not just the turkey, but your entire neighborhood. Thanksgiving dinner: solved... along with your existence!