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Newton's Laws Of Dating Disaster
Physics Science
1 month ago 4.3K views 0 shares
Newton's Laws Of Dating Disaster
Someone's out here trying to make life decisions based on a coin flip on a moving train, and the physics police showed up immediately! 😂 The commenter is absolutely right - flip a coin on a moving train and Newton's laws of motion will turn that simple decision into a physics experiment gone wrong! The coin would experience the train's forward momentum plus your upward toss, creating a beautiful parabolic trajectory... straight into your face or zooming away faster than your romantic chances with "ABSOLUTELY NOT." Inertial reference frames don't care about your dating life!

The One True Engineer
Engineering
1 month ago 6.0K views 0 shares
The One True Engineer
Behold the final boss of engineering—where theoretical knowledge meets practical wisdom. While the rest of us were busy optimizing algorithms on our laptops, this legend was maintaining actual machines that obey the laws of physics rather than syntax. That smile says, "Your simulation crashed? That's cute. I just fixed a 40-ton locomotive with a wrench and some duct tape." Engineers with PhDs fear him because he knows what happens when your brilliant design meets reality's brutal feedback loop. The striped overalls aren't a fashion statement—they're battle scars from a lifetime of making things that actually work.

When You Take The Values Of π=3 And G=10
Physics Engineering Math
1 month ago 5.7K views 0 shares
When You Take The Values Of π=3 And G=10
The infrastructure here is what happens when engineers decide to round π from 3.14159... to just 3, and the gravitational constant from 9.8 m/s² to a neat 10. Those train tracks are about to experience some seriously questionable physics! The trains appear to be traveling on parallel tracks that should never meet, yet somehow they're crossing paths like they're in different dimensions. This is the engineering equivalent of saying "close enough" and hoping nobody notices. Spoiler alert: we noticed. Next up: square wheels because circles are "too complicated."

Every Relativity Problem
Physics Science
3 months ago 6.5K views 0 shares
Every Relativity Problem
Physics teachers have this bizarre obsession with putting students on impossibly fast trains! 🚄💨 One minute you're learning about time dilation, the next you're mentally hurtling through space at 90% light speed while trying to calculate how your birthday party would look to your grandma back on Earth. Meanwhile, your actual train commute still takes 45 minutes to go 10 miles. The cosmic irony! Einstein's probably somewhere in the multiverse giggling at all the students having existential crises over whether they'd age slower on their way to physics class if they just ran really, REALLY fast.