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Chiral Titanics

Chiral Titanics
Finally, a scale even historians can understand! Two Titanics displaying their mirror-image relationship—this is what happens when chemistry nerds take over maritime history. Chirality in molecules means they're non-superimposable mirror images, just like your left and right hands... or apparently these ships. If only the iceberg had respected stereochemistry and approached from the enantiomerically correct side, we might have avoided that whole disaster. Next up: measuring ocean depth in units of "stacked Leonardo DiCaprios."

We Are Not The Same

We Are Not The Same
You see a ship, math students see a trigonometric identity! While regular folks just see the Titanic, math nerds immediately transform "tan" into sin/cos. It's that special kind of brain damage you only get after years of calculus and trigonometry. Next time you're on a sinking ship, remember - it's not a tragedy, it's just a tangent function waiting to be simplified!

The Titanic Delta Function

The Titanic Delta Function
That spike is what mathematicians call a Dirac delta function in its natural habitat. One moment the Titanic was just a ship, the next it was a statistical anomaly. The beauty of this graph is in how it perfectly captures the ship's entire career—from "unsinkable" to "oh wait, icebergs exist" in one elegant vertical line. That tiny blip near 2023? Probably just James Cameron releasing another director's cut.