Timemanagement Memes

The temporal relativity of exam periods - where professors exist in a parallel universe where 58 minutes is "plenty of time." The classic physics professor paradox: they can derive complex equations describing the fabric of spacetime but somehow can't comprehend why students need the full hour for an exam they designed. Meanwhile, poor Andrew down there is questioning his entire existence after finishing a 58-minute nightmare in 55 minutes only to be told it was supposed to be easy. The professor's time perception is the real quantum phenomenon worth studying here.